Incarceration is the moth to Gucci Mane‘s perpetual flame. His steady ascent to higher ground as a coon is mythical. We are all witnesses.
The Zone 6 savior was arrested exactly one day after being released from jail over the weekend, TMZ reports. His life is like a trap version of the film ‘Groundhog Day’, really.
The expectant mother was tossed in the slammer last month after allegedly hitting a soldier with a champagne bottle in an Atlanta nightclub.
Initially he was denied bail, but after the judge heard the ‘Trap God 2′ mixtape and was properly schooled on LaFlare’s significance to reformed dope boys that call Mooreland Avenue home, he softened and set bail at $75,000.
Gucci did like anyone with the means to break free — he got the hell out of dodge. But before the lemon pepper wings were seasoned for his release party, he was re-arrested for a probation violation unrelated to his recent assault arrest. The heart gently weeps.
Check out his latest thugnificent mugshot below.
Conspiracy theorists such as myself believe Lauryn Hill‘s troubles can be linked to one source: island dick fallout. I’ll let you decide for yourself if we are on target or not.
In new legal documents filed today, L. Boogie cites “very real threats” against her family as the reason she evaded her taxes for three years in a row.
The 37-year-old entertainer says she stopped paying taxes “when she withdrew from society at large due to what she perceived as manipulation and very real threats to herself and her family”, according to TMZ.
She pled guilty last summer to “intentionally and willingly” failing to file her returns from 2005 to 2007, and faces up to three years in jail and several thousand dollars in fines.
Despite her debt, she reportedly earned up to $1.8 million during that period. Indeed, everything is everything.
Ms. Hill is requesting probation prior to her April 22 sentencing where she faces a maximum of one year in prison and $100,000 in fines for each count.
Coolio was arrested on April Fools’ Day after he got into a heated argument with the mother of his son, Anabella Chatman, over another chick he brought to the house they share. I plead the blood of Jesus over his hair follicles and decision making skills.
During the dust-up, Anabella’s face made a slide, slide, slippity slide into his closed fist. Okay, I did everything in my power but I couldn’t write this post without the inclusion of at least one of his illustrious song lyrics. I apologize in advance if it was offensive, but I was unable to escape the lure of the moment. Don’t Rick Ross me, bro! Things like this happen when you are a actively defending your gold medal in the Mama, I Ain’t Never Going To Ever Be Shit Am I? Olympics. But I digress.
According to a police report, the Baby Don’t Be Bald spokesman hauled ass after the incident with son in tow and the other woman. Anabella says Coolio struck her with his car as he fled the scene. Not one of those light taps you give a shopping cart while pulling into a parking space because you are too lazy to get out the car to move it. Oh no, people. Police say she had tire marks on her legs.
