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Monday, August 11, 2014

Terrifying Sex Toys - Can't Believe They Actually Exist....... @SirHeist_DSMC

#1 Mr. Jack Mouth W/Mustache

Anything that's just a partial face is simply terrifying. But then add a hairy moustache and it becomes comical! We suppose laughing and sex isn't bad.. That's if you're "still in the mood.."

#2 A10 Cyclone SA: A Sex Machine

What looks like an industrial vacuum cleaner is actually a "sexual home appliance". What does it do? It's apparently a male automatic masturbation machine offering a powerful "fellatio experience".

#3 The Fleshlight Alien

This love device looks more like a sea creature than a sex toy! If you're brave or just plain gusty to try it out. . . Go for it, guys!

#4 Time ToSquirt System

How does a man's watch become a love toy? Actually it's a coaching system that gives him feedback as he moves his hand over his partner's "privates", letting him know if he's properly stimulating her G-Spot in order to give her a "squirting orgasm".

#5 Eternity Dildo: $38,000

Being one of the most expensive love toys made by jeweler Colin Burn doesn't mean it's inviting! The device made of platinum, diamonds and conkerberry wood appears a bit SCARY, but we suppose the S&M crowd would love it!

#6 Furry Anal Plug

Stroke the sensitive, erotic zone inside and outside the anus. . . And if you enjoy looking "part-animal" ALL the better!

#7 C-Sling Ring: By Tantus

The silicone ring is designed to slide and hold around the testicles and penis. It's similar to any other bondage contraption, BUT a bit more discreet than your typical "chains and leather".

#8 Dragon Head Body Nommer

Warning guys, if you put your "privates" in there. . . There's no way of knowing if it will ever come out!


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